Time Out: We’ve retired to Spain

Yes, retired – yes, Espana.  baby-doll-976355__340  After seven years in Dubai,  we are done.

Give me a chance to set up my writing space, and I’ll be posting again.  Miss you.  Miss it.

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Critiquing a genre you dislike Part 2

Are you one of those people able to discard a book after 10 pages?  Me too.

Maybe it’s because of my age.  I have spent 50 years reading, on planes and subways, in sleeping bags and bathrooms, and frankly I feel that by now that after 10 pages, I have given the author his chance.  Reading time is precious to me, so if he hasn’t got me hooked in the first 10 pages, I’m waiting on the movie – or my sister’s copy.

‘Cause my sister is younger than me and still feels the need to finish everything she picks up.  So if my sister appears in my kitchen, slams a book on my  counter, unholsters her pistol and says, “Keep reading,” then I give it another chance.  Gone Girl, good example.

But joining a writing group means, well, you know what it means.  Suck it up.

Part of my problem is that my dislike for the genre makes me even more impatient with the flaws of the novel.  So if the characters don’t resonate, I tend to think it’s because I can’t stand bodice rippers (or whatever) anyway.  Not true.  Stunted characterization is what you are there to point out.  That’s your job.

So essentially, it is your job to ignore the genre and respect the writer.  ‘Cause your turn is coming up, and not everyone likes __________.

 

 

I have low word count

It is true.  I cannot write a full-length anything right out of the box.

Those of us with this impairment should have a disease named after us.  Or at least a test to take at that point of time when we contemplate the writing life.  Like a DNA test.

Woman, the results are back.  I’m afraid it’s bad news.  You should know before you embark on this creative endeavor that you have a challenge which is not only Herculean, but, well, embarrassing.  Many people will laugh at you behind your back.   It is also potentially (writing) life threatening.  You will need special classes, perhaps even therapy.  It is surmountable, but many do not survive.

It is easier to cut than to add.

Other people wax poetic about their 600,000 word romance/thriller/historical fantasy/fairy tale/graphic novel/western, pretending to complain about their Sisyphean days ahead when really they are saying, look at me, can I write the shit out of this or what?

I envy these people.  I bow to their gay abandon to write down whatever comes into their literate and unabashedly opinionated heads on any given day, at any given moment while I delete whole chapters like an out of control seven-year-old popping balloons at a birthday party.

Me?  I start with an outline.  I know  – control freak, right?  But it’s actually a built-in stress reduction tool because – What if I get to the middle, and I forget what was going to happen?!!!  My nightmares are crowded with multiple choruses shouting,  I forgot what happens after she laid out the poison for the serial killer in the library hefting the weight of a fireplace poker he aimed to use upstairs! (copy-write pending)

Then it’s about 20,000 words before I come up for air, thinking, Lord of Mercy, I’m on fire today.  Actually, it takes about two weeks, and then I’m done.  The well is dry.  Got nothing.

My problem is that I see my story like a cinematic experience happening before my eyes.  I get so engrossed in the action, I don’t notice the elements that make the experience rich, profound, and relate-able.

So, after much, hand-wringing, lamentation, and disassociation, I have hit upon the solution.  Actually, more like I’ve developed a method to deal with my wild, open throttle, galloping  joy ride through plot.  I pick a chapter, lay on my bed and watch it again, like a movie.  Then I describe the scenery.  40, 000 more words.  Bada-bing

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The Novel Novel Group

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I am so pleased to have been invited to join Heidi’s writers group here in Dubai!  Yup, a novel length submission group which is novel for me – other groups I have attended critiqued short lengths of writing – 2000 to 4000 words from as many as six or seven people.  Some were short stories or parts of novels, some were bits of writing on their way to being a short story or novel.

 

In this new one, we read a complete novel, just one, from one author until we are done – albeit 10-15 chapters at a time, critiquing each section each week.

After two meetings, I can say I do like this new protocol.

Advantages:

  1. As I follow along the story, it’s easier to pick out plot holes/ flaws when I have the whole book.  When critiquing pieces from six or seven authors in short bursts, you get  a short peek into the plot and if you get to read more, it’s usually months later.
  2. I am invested in the story, the characters, the world of the novel.  As I go deeper, I can watch the characters change as each new plot twist unfolds.  Love it!
  3. I can keep track of continuity.  I notice if the car the antagonist drives changes color suddenly,  if mannerisms are out of character from earlier chapters, and since these things are important to me, I assume they are important to the other writers.
  4. I can also I pick out repetitious descriptors and descriptions, something that can break the spell of the book faster than a misspelled word.
  5. And it’s fun to find out that what I thought was a flaw in the narration is really a plot twist I never saw coming in the next chapter.

So, yes, I like this “Novel” group.

Disadvantages?  If you don’t like the genre, it can be hard going – but less than I thought.

This novel I’m reading now is set in a dystopian world of monks and soldiers, very cerebral, chock full of meditation and mind games.  I’m more of an action/dialog kind of gal.  But when the author asked if I found it hard to read, I was pleased to say, “I read the first 30 pages out of respect, but after that I was hooked.”   Good writing always wills out.

 

 

And I watched movies!

Because I’m a writer, and movies are another form of storytelling.

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Jane Got A Gun  Such great performances!  Natalie Portman, Joel Edgerton, Ewan McGregor

Room  – Book was even better!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2  – cried AND laughed

Deadpool  –  Ryan Reynolds can act

The Revenant – Really, who hasn’t?

I could go on, but there are people who do this for a living.